I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
Stop making random letters bold fuckhead
You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.
This is my favorite thing on tumblr.
LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING
"It’s been exactly a year since you first kissed me and exactly nine months since you stopped. I’ve spent seven of those nine months in and out of the hospital because the doctors keep trying to put me back together. They keep sewing my wrists back but they forget to check my pulse. I think I died seven months ago when you said the seven words that managed to break every bone in my body along with my heart. Those words have been running through my bloodstream and I’ve tried to dig them out with razor blades but the doctors close the ditches I’ve made in my wrists. A few times it was so bad that they kept me there for weeks. You never visited once. I think you tried to kill me."
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow
That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!
that’s what happened in budapest.
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
Watching this cute video can help raise money for other cute dogs. Seems like a good deal to me!
make this viral
someone played an lcd soundsystem song over a miles davis trumpet solo and i think i feel alive for the first time in my life
*mouth hangs open for eternity*
I FOUND IT
NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET
NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME